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Counting of 10 municipal corporations and 25 zilla parishad polls in Maharashtra now. The stakes are high for Chief Minister Devendra Fadnavis and Shiv Sena president Uddhav Thackeray, who led their respective parties with no-holds-barred campaign.

Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation Elections 2017 Live Updates: Shiv Sena-BJPFace-off? The Sena has a lot riding on this poll. The most important and the richest municipal corporation in Asia, BMC is a prized trophy. Sena is not very strong across Maharashtra, so it has to have BMC in its pocket and thereafter think bigger in terms of Assembly elections too. While Uddhav Thackeray has been virtually content in holding on to his pocket boroughs, he has not made the same kind of push across Maharashtra. But now, into politics has also come his son Aditya and he is extremely ambitious. While he is not, at least for now, what his strongman grandfather Bal Thackeray was, yet he is young and is eyeing a much wider role for the Shiv Sena that spans the entire state and not just the major cities.

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Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo

Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?

Patni: Daal Chawal

Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!

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Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..

Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?

To bola..

Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!

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Similarities in Linux OS and Aam Aadmi Party

Linux and AAP
Similarities:
Both are public funded
Both are transparent/open source
Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users.
Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it.
Dissimilarities
Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to the common man, being the common man’s party.
The sheer number of volunteers of AAP is way higher than Linux.
Aam Aadmi Party has done door to door campaigning. Linux is not going door to door.
The rate of rise of Aaam Aadmi Party is way higher than that of Linux.
Linux is a niche open source project that powers 81% of the mobile phones in the world (Android), 43% of the tablets in the world (Android), 64.7% of the servers in the world and 95.2% of the supercomputers in the world.
Both Linux and Aam Aadmi Party have a long way to go before they reach the masses.
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Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain

1. Koi tej gendbaaji nahin karega
2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega
3. Koi catch nahin pakadega
4. Koi run-out nahin karega
5. Koi out ki appeal nahin karega
6. Apne out hone na hone ka faisla main khud karunga

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Then Comes the Kiran Bedi

Kya bat hai,

Ram ne Rawan ko mara

R=R

krishan ne kans ko mara

K=K

Modi ne manmohan ko mara

M=M

ab kejriwal ke liye KIRAN aa gayi

K=K

kejri tu to gaya bhai...

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 Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous are you…??

Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me.

Keju : Obama knows you..?

Modi: yes

Keju: Any proof?

Then…NaMo and Keju went to Obama’s house.

NaMo : stand here at the gate, i’ll be there with Obama in balcony and shows u.

Keju : ok.

Narendra Modi comes with Obama and waved to Arvind Kejriwal from balcony.

Aftr sometime, Modi Ji bahar aaye toh dekha, Kejriwal behosh pada tha…

hosh me aane ke baad Modi Ji ne Kejriwal se reason pucha..

Kejriwal : Ek American aaya tha, aur puchha ki,
Who is that man with Narendra Modi in balcony…?

Jokes unlimited

Jokes unlimited


Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai!

Sonia: desh k liye mujhe vote do..

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne ke liye uspar load do..

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

Rajnikanth: oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya ke samne lana chhod do

And the best one

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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai, main kehta hu darwaza tod do..

सासूबाई (नव्या सुनेला):- हे बघ, या घरात मी गृहमंत्री आहे. अर्थमंत्रालयही मीच सांभाळते.

तुझे सासरे परराष्ट्रमंत्री तर तुझा नवरा अन्न व वस्त्रपुरवठामंत्री आहे. तुझी नणंद नियोजन व देखरेख मंत्रालय सांभाळते.

तुला कोणतं खातं हवं?

सूनबाई:- मी आपली विरोधी पक्षातच बसते.


Now mothers will reprimand their kids in the following way.
Modi ban na hai na?
Phir Rahul wali harkat kyu ki?
Ab Manmohan ban ke kyu khada hai?
Bol ya toh Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega ?



Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor: Arvind Kejriwal.
Best Debut child actor: Rahul Gandhi.
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee.
Best female actor in negative role- Sonia Gandhi.
Best actor in Romantic role- Digvijay Singh.
Life time achievement award-Lal Krishna Advani.
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar.
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for "Barfi 2" 

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India and Indians will Rock

With Modi Govt.round the corner every non Gujarati should know the basic pronunciation of the Gujarati frequently used words  one should know the words given below: 

What we Gujarati say ...

What we mean to say:

Hole.....................Hall 

Snakes.............Snacks 

Pogram.........Program 

Egg-joss.........Exhaust 

Egg-jess......... Adjust

Fota...............Photos 

Liptik............Lipstick 

Phast...........Fast 

Phulowur....Flower 

Gilas............Glass 🍹

Palty............Party 🎊

Gorment...Government 

Peeja..........Pizza 🍕

temparvari.......Temporary 

Punch.........Sponge 🚿

Die-Vos.........Divorce 

Impotent.....Important 📌

New Brand...Brand new 💖

Repsesion...........Reception  

Bowel...........Bowl 

JeeTV............ZeeTV 

Coal.............Call 📞

Col age.........College 🏤

Estawbury...Strawberry 

Isscul..........School 📚

Soaping... Shopping 💵

Vija................Visa 💳

Pecial ....... Special 

Mengo ......... Mango

tesan.........Station

mujiam.......Museum 

Fes wass......... Face wash

Shempu...........shampoo

Anyone dont take it personally but now gujus as well as indians will be having great powers to show the world what we are.

Old slogan :

Dudh mangoge to khir denge aur Kashmir

maangoge to chir denge.

New slogan :

Na dudh denge na khir denge agar kashmir

manga to sala Lahore bhi chin lenge.

Kyuki is baar

No Silent Sardar,

Ab ki baar Modi sarkaar!

SOMEONE SAVE RAHUL

Rahul gandhi to sonia :-  score itna jaldi badh raha he Maxwell bjp me he kya 😂😂..

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Modi: Aare Rahul result aaye hai.
Rahul: Kya hai?
Modi: tujhe 21 states me KT lagi hai.

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10th std me aaye toh examination system
change,
11th ka admission process change,

11-12th me aaye toh uska bhi system
change
Graduation mai aaya to udhar bhi system change,

aur ab pehli bar vote kiya toh sarkar bhi
change !!
True fr 1993 batch 

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Breaking News Media confirm tht thy seen Rahul Gandhi Asking Doremon For his Gadget To Change The Results
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:Parents take a note:
When you force your child into a profession against his interest/wish..
Result will be a Rahul Gandhi

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 There are more seats in Tata NANO than seats won by AAP. 

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17 - 18 may ko poora din pogo pe chhota bheem telecast hoga ...
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a nice gesture of modi towards rahul gandhi
 rahul ka dard chhota bheem kam. karega😅