At-last Obama Said Enough is Enough

At-last Obama Said Enough is Enough

1. One fine morning Modi ji received a special call. It was a threat that some stupid terror outfit is going to   attack on the Republic Day Rally on 26-Jan. Having received This alert increase in Security Budget was   inevitable. This also might lead to increase in Defense budget.Being hard core Gujarati, He decided not to invest so much in the Security + Defense budget. He rather invited Obama for the event. Now all the security is handled by America.

2.Obama ki wife ko dekh kar sab Hindustaniyo mae "feel good" ki laher....

"Chalo apani wali isse to acchi he "
3. Obama - Why did you called me on dry day??
Modi - remember, you called me in navaratri...

4. आता ही अफवा कोणी पसरवली की
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ओबामा यांनी जाताना रामदास आठवले यांचा कविता संग्रह सोबत नेलेला आहे....

5. Obama's car protection : 3 layer bomb protection, Automatic chemical weapons launcher if bullet touches the car, Fully Bullet proof...

 

Apna Car protection : Limbu - Mirchi

6. Breaking news================
ओबामा पुन्हा भारतात येण्याची शक्यता...(Obama Will be coming back to India).... मोदिंच्या घरी 

राहिला बारिक पिनचा चार्जर...! (Since He Forgot His small Pin charger!!!)

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JOKES WITH TODAYS GENERATION

JOKES ON TODAYS GENERATION

Very sweet msg...

In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:

'Do not take more than one, God is watching'

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples".
NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!.😀😜😜😜😜

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?

DAD :- Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …..
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white …..

Moral :- Don’t be over smart ..
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Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
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Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
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Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair....

Moral:- Remains the same.😛
Aaj k shaitan bacche:
👫👭👬👫👭👬👫

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. 😉
Lazyness rocks:
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u come & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, I'll slap u.
Boy: wen u come to slap me, bring the water.,....
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu...🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna😝
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.😜
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...😴😝
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
📖 📖 📖
A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:

"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!" :):):):-) 😂
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
😝😛😄😃😋
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...😡😡

After exam -

Father😠: how is ur result?
Son😡: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...

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Jokes unlimited

Jokes unlimited


Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai!

Sonia: desh k liye mujhe vote do..

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne ke liye uspar load do..

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

Rajnikanth: oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya ke samne lana chhod do

And the best one

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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai, main kehta hu darwaza tod do..

सासूबाई (नव्या सुनेला):- हे बघ, या घरात मी गृहमंत्री आहे. अर्थमंत्रालयही मीच सांभाळते.

तुझे सासरे परराष्ट्रमंत्री तर तुझा नवरा अन्न व वस्त्रपुरवठामंत्री आहे. तुझी नणंद नियोजन व देखरेख मंत्रालय सांभाळते.

तुला कोणतं खातं हवं?

सूनबाई:- मी आपली विरोधी पक्षातच बसते.


Now mothers will reprimand their kids in the following way.
Modi ban na hai na?
Phir Rahul wali harkat kyu ki?
Ab Manmohan ban ke kyu khada hai?
Bol ya toh Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega ?



Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor: Arvind Kejriwal.
Best Debut child actor: Rahul Gandhi.
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee.
Best female actor in negative role- Sonia Gandhi.
Best actor in Romantic role- Digvijay Singh.
Life time achievement award-Lal Krishna Advani.
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar.
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for "Barfi 2" 

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