India and Indians will Rock

With Modi Govt.round the corner every non Gujarati should know the basic pronunciation of the Gujarati frequently used words  one should know the words given below: 

What we Gujarati say ...

What we mean to say:

Hole.....................Hall 

Snakes.............Snacks 

Pogram.........Program 

Egg-joss.........Exhaust 

Egg-jess......... Adjust

Fota...............Photos 

Liptik............Lipstick 

Phast...........Fast 

Phulowur....Flower 

Gilas............Glass 🍹

Palty............Party 🎊

Gorment...Government 

Peeja..........Pizza 🍕

temparvari.......Temporary 

Punch.........Sponge 🚿

Die-Vos.........Divorce 

Impotent.....Important 📌

New Brand...Brand new 💖

Repsesion...........Reception  

Bowel...........Bowl 

JeeTV............ZeeTV 

Coal.............Call 📞

Col age.........College 🏤

Estawbury...Strawberry 

Isscul..........School 📚

Soaping... Shopping 💵

Vija................Visa 💳

Pecial ....... Special 

Mengo ......... Mango

tesan.........Station

mujiam.......Museum 

Fes wass......... Face wash

Shempu...........shampoo

Anyone dont take it personally but now gujus as well as indians will be having great powers to show the world what we are.

Old slogan :

Dudh mangoge to khir denge aur Kashmir

maangoge to chir denge.

New slogan :

Na dudh denge na khir denge agar kashmir

manga to sala Lahore bhi chin lenge.

Kyuki is baar

No Silent Sardar,

Ab ki baar Modi sarkaar!