Showing posts with label Delhi election jokes 2015. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Delhi election jokes 2015. Show all posts

Thursday, February 23, 2017

BMC Elections Result 2017 Live

BMC Elections Result 2017 Live: Sena, BJP Celebrate; Big Setback for Congress-NCP



Counting of 10 municipal corporations and 25 zilla parishad polls in Maharashtra now. The stakes are high for Chief Minister Devendra Fadnavis and Shiv Sena president Uddhav Thackeray, who led their respective parties with no-holds-barred campaign.

Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation Elections 2017 Live Updates: Shiv Sena-BJPFace-off? The Sena has a lot riding on this poll. The most important and the richest municipal corporation in Asia, BMC is a prized trophy. Sena is not very strong across Maharashtra, so it has to have BMC in its pocket and thereafter think bigger in terms of Assembly elections too. While Uddhav Thackeray has been virtually content in holding on to his pocket boroughs, he has not made the same kind of push across Maharashtra. But now, into politics has also come his son Aditya and he is extremely ambitious. While he is not, at least for now, what his strongman grandfather Bal Thackeray was, yet he is young and is eyeing a much wider role for the Shiv Sena that spans the entire state and not just the major cities.

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Monday, February 2, 2015

Delhi Election On a Joke

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Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo
Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?
Patni: Daal Chawal
Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!
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Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..
Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?
To bola..
Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!

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Similarities in Linux OS and Aam Aadmi Party


Linux and AAP
Similarities:
Both are public funded
Both are transparent/open source
Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users.
Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it.
Dissimilarities
Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to the common man, being the common man’s party.
The sheer number of volunteers of AAP is way higher than Linux.
Aam Aadmi Party has done door to door campaigning. Linux is not going door to door.
The rate of rise of Aaam Aadmi Party is way higher than that of Linux.
Linux is a niche open source project that powers 81% of the mobile phones in the world (Android), 43% of the tablets in the world (Android), 64.7% of the servers in the world and 95.2% of the supercomputers in the world.
Both Linux and Aam Aadmi Party have a long way to go before they reach the masses.
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Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain
1. Koi tej gendbaaji nahin karega
2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega
3. Koi catch nahin pakadega
4. Koi run-out nahin karega
5. Koi out ki appeal nahin karega
6. Apne out hone na hone ka faisla main khud karunga

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Then Comes the Kiran Bedi

Kya bat hai,

Ram ne Rawan ko mara

R=R

krishan ne kans ko mara

K=K

Modi ne manmohan ko mara

M=M

ab kejriwal ke liye KIRAN aa gayi

K=K

kejri tu to gaya bhai...






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 Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous are you…??
Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me.
Keju : Obama knows you..?
Modi: yes
Keju: Any proof?
Then…NaMo and Keju went to Obama’s house.
NaMo : stand here at the gate, i’ll be there with Obama in balcony and shows u.
Keju : ok.
Narendra Modi comes with Obama and waved to Arvind Kejriwal from balcony.
Aftr sometime, Modi Ji bahar aaye toh dekha, Kejriwal behosh pada tha…
hosh me aane ke baad Modi Ji ne Kejriwal se reason pucha..
Kejriwal : Ek American aaya tha, aur puchha ki,
Who is that man with Narendra Modi in balcony…?



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