Showing posts with label modi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label modi. Show all posts
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
THE MODI JI
Sanskaar ho to aise ho ... Narendra modi enters parliament today first time in his life time .. By touching his forehead to stairs....as v do in the temple. No one has shown such vedic courtesy earlier. Pass this msg....and let all know....good days r ON.
Aaj tak kisi prime minister ne parliment me entry karte smay seedhiyo pe nathmastak nahi huye, ye kam Shri Narendra Modi ji ne kiya hai.
There are people like modi ji and there are other people like this one below
Wait there are other kind of people like this also....
Wait wait wait the Next kind of people are the best who changed the sinerio of indian government
Judge - Aap dono talaaq kyu lena chahte ho?..
Pati - Hum dono ke vichar bilkul nahin milte..
Judge - Achcha..
to mai 1 prashna karunga..agar tum dono ne alag jawaab diya to tumhara talaq pakka..nahin to talaq cancel ..
Pati - Thik hai..
Judge- Abki baar..???
Pati-Patni---Modi Sarkaar.....
Whatever may happen Abki baar modi sarkar ...!!!
Achaee din aagaee Haee ...!!!!
Saturday, May 17, 2014
India and Indians will Rock
With Modi Govt.round the corner every non Gujarati should know the basic pronunciation of the Gujarati frequently used words one should know the words given below:
What we Gujarati say ...
What we mean to say:
Hole.....................Hall
Snakes.............Snacks
Pogram.........Program
Egg-joss.........Exhaust
Egg-jess......... Adjust
Fota...............Photos
Liptik............Lipstick
Phast...........Fast
Phulowur....Flower
Gilas............Glass 🍹
Palty............Party 🎊
Gorment...Government
Peeja..........Pizza 🍕
temparvari.......Temporary
Punch.........Sponge 🚿
Die-Vos.........Divorce
Impotent.....Important 📌
New Brand...Brand new 💖
Repsesion...........Reception
Bowel...........Bowl
JeeTV............ZeeTV
Coal.............Call 📞
Col age.........College 🏤
Estawbury...Strawberry
Isscul..........School 📚
Soaping... Shopping 💵
Vija................Visa 💳
Pecial ....... Special
Mengo ......... Mango
tesan.........Station
mujiam.......Museum
Fes wass......... Face wash
Shempu...........shampoo
Anyone dont take it personally but now gujus as well as indians will be having great powers to show the world what we are.
Old slogan :
Dudh mangoge to khir denge aur Kashmir
maangoge to chir denge.
New slogan :
Na dudh denge na khir denge agar kashmir
manga to sala Lahore bhi chin lenge.
Kyuki is baar
No Silent Sardar,
Ab ki baar Modi sarkaar!
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