Friday, March 18, 2016

Vijay Mallya Special



Went to an SBI branch and found it freshly painted - all in white.

Felt good. Asked branch manager if he initiated the renovation.










 He said, "Nahi sir, Vijay Mallya chuna laga gaya!"๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฌ



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 เค•ेเคŸเคฒी เคตाเคฒा เคญी เค—़เคœ़เคฌ เคจिเค•เคฒा  ..


เคตाเคฆा เคคो
เค‡เคŸเคฒी เคตाเคฒे เค•ो เคตिเคฆेเคถ เคญเค—ाเคจे เค•ा เค•िเคฏा ...


เค”เคฐ

เคญเค—ा เคฆिเคฏा เคฌाเคŸเคฒी เคตाเคฒे เค•ो .... !!
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

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 ❛ Vijay Mallaya's
Loan Recovery Started...

Petrol Price Increased By ₹3.07
Diesel Price Increased By ₹1.90 ❜

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 เคกोเค•्เคฏाเคตเคฐ เค•เคฐ्เคœाเคš เค“เค เค…เคธเคคाเคจाเคนी เคœिเคฆ्เคฆ เค†เคฃि เคšिเค•ाเคŸीเคจे เคฎाเคธेเคฎाเคฐी เคธाเค ी เคœाเคจाเคฐा เคเค• เค—เคฐीเคฌ เค•ोเคณी!

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 #MallyaEscapes
Arun Jaitley will recover the money. In next year's budget he will introduce "Mallya Recovery cess" of 0.50% along with service tax! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‚
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I had a sparrow as a pet but it flew away one day...
Then I had a squirrel but it ran away too..
Then...I planted a tree and they both came back....๐Ÿ˜Š
- Dr APJ Abdul Kalam




One day I got chips. My friends ate and ran away
One day I got Chakli. My friends ate and ran away.
Then I got ALCOHOL. They all came back with chips and chakli.
-Vijay mallya  ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


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