Jokes unlimited

Jokes unlimited


Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai!

Sonia: desh k liye mujhe vote do..

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne ke liye uspar load do..

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

Rajnikanth: oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya ke samne lana chhod do

And the best one

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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai, main kehta hu darwaza tod do..

सासूबाई (नव्या सुनेला):- हे बघ, या घरात मी गृहमंत्री आहे. अर्थमंत्रालयही मीच सांभाळते.

तुझे सासरे परराष्ट्रमंत्री तर तुझा नवरा अन्न व वस्त्रपुरवठामंत्री आहे. तुझी नणंद नियोजन व देखरेख मंत्रालय सांभाळते.

तुला कोणतं खातं हवं?

सूनबाई:- मी आपली विरोधी पक्षातच बसते.


Now mothers will reprimand their kids in the following way.
Modi ban na hai na?
Phir Rahul wali harkat kyu ki?
Ab Manmohan ban ke kyu khada hai?
Bol ya toh Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega ?



Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor: Arvind Kejriwal.
Best Debut child actor: Rahul Gandhi.
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee.
Best female actor in negative role- Sonia Gandhi.
Best actor in Romantic role- Digvijay Singh.
Life time achievement award-Lal Krishna Advani.
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar.
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for "Barfi 2" 

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Chhatrapati shivaji maharaj institute of technology,shedung

Chhatrapati shivaji maharaj institute of technology,shedung
St. Wilfred institute of technology

http://wikimapia.org/1380474/Shedung

      Its worst college ever only because of it management committee. It was formally know as st. Wilfred institute of technology.The engineering and architecture department was closed down due to many reasons such as lack of infrastructure, no teachers,no practical conducted ,they won't cooperate with you etc . since it was away from panvel station they didn't provided with proper bus facility after taking money .
        When college was not granted the permission then too they had started it . they didn't told us the proper information abt it. Students of that college had to suffer alot they had to transfered in some other college in between the semester then to they all went to the court for that demand or else they had to sufur a lot.

        Please be sure before taking admission in this college because they have just change the name and not there attitude.
This is the reviews from a sincere student and if u need to know abt it you can comment below.

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