अरे कुठे नेऊन ठेवला आहे महाराष्ट्र माझा
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Thursday, August 28, 2014
JOKES WITH TODAYS GENERATION
JOKES ON TODAYS GENERATION
Very sweet msg...
In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:
'Do not take more than one, God is watching'
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples".
NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!.😀😜😜😜😜
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD :- Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …..
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white …..
Moral :- Don’t be over smart ..
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Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
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Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
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Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair....
Moral:- Remains the same.😛
Aaj k shaitan bacche:
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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. 😉
Lazyness rocks:
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Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u come & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, I'll slap u.
Boy: wen u come to slap me, bring the water.,....
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Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu...🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna😝
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.😜
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Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...😴😝
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!" :):):):-) 😂
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😝😛😄😃😋
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...😡😡
After exam -
Father😠: how is ur result?
Son😡: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...
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Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Jokes unlimited
Jokes unlimited
Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..
Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..
Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..
Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..
Manmohan: theek hai!
Sonia: desh k liye mujhe vote do..
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne ke liye uspar load do..
Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!
Rajnikanth: oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya ke samne lana chhod do
And the best one
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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai, main kehta hu darwaza tod do..
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ACP Praduman: Daya, khooni andar hai, main kehta hu darwaza tod do..
सासूबाई (नव्या सुनेला):- हे बघ, या घरात मी गृहमंत्री आहे. अर्थमंत्रालयही मीच सांभाळते.
तुझे सासरे परराष्ट्रमंत्री तर तुझा नवरा अन्न व वस्त्रपुरवठामंत्री आहे. तुझी नणंद नियोजन व देखरेख मंत्रालय सांभाळते.
तुला कोणतं खातं हवं?
सूनबाई:- मी आपली विरोधी पक्षातच बसते.
Now mothers will reprimand their kids in the following way.
Modi ban na hai na?
Phir Rahul wali harkat kyu ki?
Ab Manmohan ban ke kyu khada hai?
Bol ya toh Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega ?
Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor: Arvind Kejriwal.
Best Debut child actor: Rahul Gandhi.
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee.
Best female actor in negative role- Sonia Gandhi.
Best actor in Romantic role- Digvijay Singh.
Life time achievement award-Lal Krishna Advani.
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar.
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for "Barfi 2"
Now mothers will reprimand their kids in the following way.
Modi ban na hai na?
Phir Rahul wali harkat kyu ki?
Ab Manmohan ban ke kyu khada hai?
Bol ya toh Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega ?
Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor: Arvind Kejriwal.
Best Debut child actor: Rahul Gandhi.
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee.
Best female actor in negative role- Sonia Gandhi.
Best actor in Romantic role- Digvijay Singh.
Life time achievement award-Lal Krishna Advani.
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar.
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for "Barfi 2"
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Chhatrapati shivaji maharaj institute of technology,shedung
Chhatrapati shivaji maharaj institute of technology,shedung
St. Wilfred institute of technology
St. Wilfred institute of technology
Its worst college ever only because of it management committee. It was formally know as st. Wilfred institute of technology.The engineering and architecture department was closed down due to many reasons such as lack of infrastructure, no teachers,no practical conducted ,they won't cooperate with you etc . since it was away from panvel station they didn't provided with proper bus facility after taking money .
When college was not granted the permission then too they had started it . they didn't told us the proper information abt it. Students of that college had to suffer alot they had to transfered in some other college in between the semester then to they all went to the court for that demand or else they had to sufur a lot.
Please be sure before taking admission in this college because they have just change the name and not there attitude.
This is the reviews from a sincere student and if u need to know abt it you can comment below.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Comedy Questionnaire with Alia
After Alia Bhatt's famous reply to a Question on
Koffee with Karan as to
who is the President of
India to which she replied PRITHVIRAJ CHAUHAN.
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Here are a few more replies from ALIA
Karan: Which food do u love the most?
Alia: Desi
Karan: which dish?
Alia: Pasta
😤😝😤😝😤😝😤
Varun Dhawan: Alia tum
meri koi bhi facebook
update like kyun nahin
karti
Alia: Nahi Varun, Main to tumhari saari posts do baar like karti hoon.
😝😤😝😤😝😤😝😤
Who is the coach of Indian women's hockey team?
Alia: Shah Rukh Khan,
Oh no sorry, Kabir Khan
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Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest
A. A peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia: it's B.
An elephant
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Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have
you heard about Don
Bradman
Alia: Sorry i am not
interested in the Underworld
😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho
Alia: Koi anne waala hai
Pooja: Kaun???
Alia: Achhe Din
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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK
Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????
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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.
Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???
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Chetan Bhagat: Hey Alia, what is the opposite of IIT???
Alia: U U Coffee.
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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
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Alia to Police: Aap kahan jaa rahe ho.
Police: Lathi Charge Karne
Alia: Toh Charger toh lete jao.
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Alia calls Air India and asks how long will it take to travel from Mumbai to delhi.
Agent replies: "Just a Minute Ma'am"
Alia says Thank you and Hangs up.
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Do you see Formula 1??
Alia: No, I Hate Maths.
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Alia can you tell what is 3x4???
Alia: it's easy, answer is 12
And what is 4x3??
Alia: Very simple it's 21.
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Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai??
Alia: Abki Baar.
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Who was the first person to climb Mt. Everest?
Alia: Simple. The person who made it.
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Monday, May 26, 2014
New Ministers list of 2014 (Bharat ka naya Mantrimandal)
Now its time to change ur GK
The following is the list of council of ministers in Prime Minister Narendra Modi's Cabinet
Cabinet Ministers
Rajnath Singh: Home Minster
He served as Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh and became the Minister of Agriculture in the NDA government in May 2003. After BJP lost the 2004 general elections, he was appointed as the party president and was again elected for the post in January 2013. Despite opposition, he had stood by Narendra Modi to anoint him as the party's prime ministerial candidate.
Sushma Swaraj: External Affairs & Overseas Indian Affairs
She was the Leader of Opposition in the15th Lok Sabha. One of the best orators, Ms. Swaraj has been elected seven times as a Member of Parliament and three times as a Member of the Legislative Assembly. At the age of 25, she became Haryana's youngest Cabinet Minister and has also served as the first woman Chief Minister of Delhi.
Arun Jaitley: Finance Corporate Affairs & Defence
He is an eminent lawyer who was Union Minister for Commerce and Industry, Law and Justice in the NDA government (1998-2004). He was the Leader of the Opposition in Rajya Sabha (2009-2014). He started his political career as a student union leader. During the movement against the Emergency, he remained under preventive detention for 19 months.
M. Venkaiah Naidu: Urban Development Housing and Urban Poverty Alleviation & Parliamentary Affairs
He has served as the BJP president from 2002 to 2004. He was earlier the Union Minister for Rural Development in the Atal Bihari Vajpayee government. He was elected twice as an MLA in the Andhra Pradesh Legislative Assembly. He was a three-time Rajya Sabha Member from Karnataka since 1998.
Nitin Jairam Gadkari: Road Transport and Highways Shipping
He was appointed as BJP president in December 2009 shortly after the party lost the Lok Sabha elections. However, he had to make way for Rajnath Singh following a controversy over suspected financial dealings of a business group said to be associated with him. Previously a Public Works Department Minister in the Maharashtra government (1995-99), he has also served as the president of the Maharashtra BJP.
D.V. Sadananda Gowda: Railways
He was sworn in as the 20th Chief Minister of Karnataka in August 2011 after the resignation of B. S. Yeddyurappa. He was also president of the Karnataka BJP. He resigned as Chief Minister in July 2012 and was later the Leader of Opposition of the Karnataka Legislative Council.
Uma Bharati: Water Resources, River Development and Ganga Rejuvenation
She won elections from the Khajuraho seat in 1989 and retained the seat in 1991, 1996 and 1998. She won the Bhopal seat in 1999 and became the Madhya Pradesh Chief Minister in 2003. In the Vajpayee government, she held various portfolios. She emerged as a prominent leader during the Ram Janmabhoomi movement
Dr. Najma A. Heptulla: Minority Affairs
Grand-niece of Maulana Abul Kalam Azad, Dr. Heptullah was vice-president of the BJP. She was a Rajya Sabha Member from July 2004 to July 2010. She was again nominated by the BJP for Rajya Sabha in 2012. She contested the 13th vice-presidential elections in August 2007, but lost to Hamid Ansari.
Gopinathrao Munde: Rural Development, Panchayati Raj & Drinking Water and Sanitation
He was Member of the Maharashtra Legislative Assembly for five terms and was the Leader of Opposition in the Assembly during 1992-1995. He also served as Deputy Chief Minister of Maharashtra in 1995-1999. He was elected to 15th Lok Sabha in 2009 and served as Deputy Leader of the BJP.
Ramvilas Paswan: Consumer Affairs, Food and Public Distribution
Ram Vilas Paswan, president of the Lok Janshakti Party, is the eight-time Lok Sabha Member and also a former Rajya Sabha MP. He was first elected to the Bihar Legislative Assembly in 1969 and to the Lok Sabha in 1977. He formed the LJP in 2000 and joined the UPA government in which he held the portfolios of Ministry of Chemicals and Fertilizers and Ministry of Steel. He had lost the 2009 general elections.
Kalraj Mishra: Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises
Kalraj Mishra was president of the Uttar Pradesh BJP. He was a Cabinet Minister in Uttar Pradesh government in the Kalyan Singh, Ram Prakash Gupta and Rajnath Singh governments. Also a former Rajya Sabha member, he won the 16th general elections from Deoria parliamentary constituency.
Maneka Gandhi: Women and Child Development
A seven-time Lok Sabha Member, Ms. Gandhi is animal rights activist and an environmentalist, who remained a minister in four governments. She was first elected to the 9th Lok Sabha in 1989 from Pilibhit parliamentary constituency, served as Union Minister of State, Environment and Forests, and Union Minister of State, Programme Implementation.
Ananthkumar: Chemicals and Fertilizers
A six-time parliamentarian, he was first elected from Bangalore South Lok Sabha constituency to the 11th Lok Sabha in 1996. He was a Minister in the Vajpayee government and held various portfolios, including tourism, sports & youth affairs, culture, urban development and poverty alleviation. He became the BJP Karnataka president in 2003 and in 2004, was appointed as the party’s national general secretary.
Ravi Shankar Prasad: Communications and Information Technology & Law and Justice
He was the Deputy Leader of Opposition in the Rajya Sabha. A senior Supreme Court advocate, Mr. Prasad held the portfolios of Minister of State in the Ministry of Coal and Mines, Ministry of Law and Justice, and the Ministry of Information and Broadcasting in the Atal Bihari Vajpayee government. He was thrice elected to the Upper House.
Ashok Gajapathi Raju: Civil Aviation
During his political career spanning about 36 years, he was elected as an MLA seven times, first as Janata Party candidate in 1978 and then as a TDP candidate. He held various ministries in the Andhra Pradesh government. Mr. Raju won the 16th Lok Sabha elections from Vizianagaram in Andhra Pradesh.
Anant Geete: Heavy Industries and Public Enterprises
A Shiv Sena leader, he has been elected six times to the Parliament. He served as Union Minister of State, Ministry of Finance, Banking and Expenditure (Jul 2002 - Aug 2002) and Union Cabinet Minister, Power, (Aug 2002 - May 2004) in the Vajpayee government.
Harsimrat Kaur Badal: Food Processing Industries
A member of parliament for Bathinda representing Shiromani Akali Dal, Ms. Kaur is the wife of Deputy Chief Minister of Punjab Sukhbir Singh Badal and daughter-in-law of Punjab Chief Minister Prakash Singh Badal. She started her political career in 2009 when she was elected to the 15th Lok Sabha.
Narendra Singh Tomar: Mines & Steel Labour and Employment
A BJP leader who began his political career as a member of the party’s youth forum in Madhya Pradesh and remained a member of State Legislative Assembly from 1998 to 2008. He served as a Minister in the State government and was elected the BJP State unit president in 2006. He became a Rajya Sabha Member in 2009 and was subsequently elected to the 15th Lok Sabha.
Jual Oram: Tribal Affairs
He represents the Sundargarh constituency of Odisha and was also a member of the 12th, 13th and 14th Lok Sabha. He has served as a Cabinet Minister in the Vajpayee government. He is the BJP vice-president and has earlier served the party as its Odisha unit president.
Radha Mohan Singh: Agriculture
A four-time Lok Sabha member, he was president of BJP’s State unit from 2006 to 2009. He represents Purvi Champaran parliamentary constituency in Bihar. He started his political career as a member of the Akhil Bharatiya Vidyarthi Parishad in 1967 and rose up to become the BJP’s Bihar unit president in 2006.
Thaawar Chand Gehlot: Social Justice and Empowerment
Presently the BJP national general secretary, he is a Dalit community leader who was earlier a Lok Sabha Member from Dewas parliamentary constituency between 1996 and 2009. He lost the 2009 general elections and became a Rajya Sabha member in 2013.
Smriti Zubin Irani: Human Resource Development
A finalist in the Femina Miss India beauty pageant in 1998, she became popular as TV serial actor. Ms. Irani joined the BJP in 2003 and contested the 14th Lok Sabha elections from the Chandni Chowk constituency in Delhi, but lost to Congress candidate Kapil Sibal in 2004. She was elected as a Rajya Sabha Member in August 2011 and unsuccessfully contested the 2014 elections against Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi.
Dr. Harsh Vardhan: Health and Family Welfare
A BJP leader, Dr. Vardhan never lost any Delhi Assembly elections since 1993. He has served in various capacities as Health Minister, Law Minister and Education Minister in the Delhi cabinet during 1993–98. He was the BJP’s chief ministerial candidate in the 2013 State Assembly elections. In the 2014 general elections, he won from the Chandni Chowk constituency against Congress candidate Kapil Sibal.
Ministers of State
General V.K. Singh: Development of North Eastern Region (Independent Charge) & External Affairs Overseas Indian Affairs
He is a former Chief of Army Staff who took the Central Government to court on the issue of his age. He won the 16th Lok Sabha elections from Ghaziabad constituency with the second highest margin of 5.67 lakh votes. Following retirement, he had joined hands with Anna Hazare, who spearheaded anti-corruption movement.
Inderjit Singh Rao: Planning (Independent Charge), Statistics and Programme Implementation (Independent Charge) & Defence
A four-time MP, Mr. Singh quit the Congress party in February to join the BJP. He has been a four-time MLA in the Haryana State Assembly. Son of former Union Minister Rao Birender Singh, the BJP MP was first elected to the Lok Sabha in 1998 on a Congress ticket and was posted as Union Minister of State of External Affairs and Defence Production in 2004-09.
Santosh Kumar Gangwar: Textiles (Independent Charge), Parliamentary Affairs Water Resources, River Development and Ganga Rejuvenation
A Member of the 16th Lok Sabha on a BJP ticket, he previously served as a former Union Minister of State. He was a Member of Parliament from Bareilly since 1989, but lost the elections in 2009. He was also the chief whip of the BJP in 14th Lok Sabha.
Shripad Yesso Naik: Culture (Independent Charge) & Tourism (Independent Charge)
A fourth-term MP from Panaji constituency in Goa, Mr. Naik was also a Minister
of State in the Atal Behari Vajpayee government in 2000-2004. He held the seat in 2004, 2009 and 2014 general elections. Considered a competitor to Chief Minister Manohar Parrikar in Goa BJP, Naik belongs to influential Bhandari community which constitutes 27 per cent of Goa's population.
Dharmendra Pradhan: Petroleum and Natural Gas (Independent Charge)
Son of former BJP MP Dr. Debendra Pradhan, he was elected to Rajya Sabha in 2012 from Bihar and became a member of the 14th Lok Sabha from the Deogarh constituency in Odisha. He was the party’s general secretary and was also given the responsibility to supervise party activities in Jharkhand in 2011.
Sarbananda Sonowal: Skill Development, Entrepreneurship, Youth Affairs and Sports (Independent Charge)
He is the Assam unit president and also a national executive member of the BJP, credited with leading the BJP to a victory on seven of the 14 seats in the State in the 16th Lok Sabha elections. He represents the Lakhimpur constituency. Mr. Sonowal was earlier the president of the All Assam Students Union between 1992 and 1999. He was a member of the Asom Gana Parishad till 2011, after which he joined the BJP.
Prakash Javadekar: Information and Broadcasting (Independent Charge), Environment, Forest and Climate Change (Independent Charge) & Parliamentary Affairs
BJP’s official spokesperson, Mr. Javdekar was elected to the Rajya Sabha in 2008. He was instrumental in lodging complaint against alleged irregularities in the allocation of coal blocks during the UPA regime. A former banker, Mr. Javdekar is also in-charge of the BJP Economic Forum and cells related to economy. He was previously a member of the Maharashtra Legislative Council for two terms.
Piyush Goyal: Power (Independent Charge), Coal (Independent Charge) & New and Renewable Energy (Independent Charge)
He is BJP’s national treasurer. He heads the party’s information communication campaign committee. Son of senior BJP leader Vedprakash Goyal, the BJP leader has been on the Parliamentary Standing Committee on Finance and the Consultative Committee for the Ministry of Defence as a Rajya Sabha MP from Maharashtra. An all-India second rank holder chartered accountant, he is also a prominent investment banker with top corporate entities.
Dr. Jitendra Singh: Science and Technology (Independent Charge), Earth Sciences (Independent Charge), Prime Minister Office Personnel, Public Grievances & Pensions Department of Atomic Energy Department of Space
He is professor of Diabetes & Endocrinology and a medial practitioner. He is a member of the BJP national executive and also the chief party spokesperson in Jammu and Kashmir. He has been elected to the 16th Lok Sabha from the Udhampur parliamentary constituency in Jammu.
Nirmala Sitharaman: Commerce and Industry (Independent Charge), Finance Corporate Affairs
An articulate national spokesperson for the BJP, Ms. Sitharaman did her post-graduation from the Jawaharlal Nehru University. She earlier worked with the BBC and also with the PricewaterhouseCoopers as a researcher. On her return from London, she was nominated to the National Commission for Women and then joined the party.
G.M. Siddeshwara: Civil Aviation
He has been elected from the Davangere constituency of Karnataka on a BJP ticket for the third term since 2004. His father late G. Mallikarjunappa, who was earlier associated with the RSS, was also an M.P. for two terms. Mr. Siddeswara has served as the BJP Karnataka vice-president of the Karnataka BJP (2009-2010) and the BJP National Parliamentary Party Treasurer from 2004-2014
Manoj Sinha: Railways
Manoj Sinha, an M.Tech in civil engineering from the Indian Institute of Technology, represents the Ghazipur constituency of Uttar Pradesh. He remained a member of the party’s national council from 1989 to 1996. He was first elected to the Lok Sabha in 1996 and then in 1999. Mr. Sinha has also elected as the president of the Banaras Hindu University in 1983.
Upendra Kushwaha: Rural Development, Panchayati Raj & Drinking Water and Sanitation
An MP from Karakat constituency of Bihar, Mr. Kushwaha was earlier a member of the Rajya Sabha. He founded the Rashtriya Lok Samata Party in 2013 and entered into a pre-poll alliance with the BJP in February to contest election against the Congress, the RJD and the Janata Dal (United). His party candidates won all the seats -- Sitamarhi, Karakat and Jahanabad – on which it contested Lok Sabha elections.
Radhakrishnan P: Heavy Industries and Public Enterprises
He has earlier served as the Minister of State for Youth affairs and also for Housing and Urban Poverty Alleviation in the Vajpayee government. Mr. Radhakrishnan, who was this time elected to the Lok Sabha from Kanyakumari in Tamil Nadu, is the president of the BJP’s Tamil Nadu unit. He had lost the 2009 Lok Sabha and the 2011 State Assembly elections.
Kiren Rijiju: Home Affairs
A BJP leader from Arunachal Pradesh, who dethroned sitting Congress MP Takam Sanjoy by a margin of 47,424. He was earlier a member of the 14th Lok Sabha from the same constituency. Mr. Rijiju is also the BJP national secretary.
Krishan Pal: Road Transport and Highways Shipping
He started his political career as a student union leader. He entered electoral politics in 1994 when he was elected as a Corporation councillor. Mr. Gurjar contested Haryana Vidhan Sabha elections in 1996 and won from the Melva Maharajpur constituency. The same year he was appointed as Transport Minister in the State government. A three-time MLA, he was also the party’s State unit president.
Dr. Sanjeev Kumar Balyan: Agriculture & Food Processing Industries
He was elected to the 16th Lok Sabha from Muzaffarnagar constituency of Uttar Pradesh. A PhD in Veterinary Anatomy from the Haryana Agricultural University at Hissar, he was also an Assistant Professor in the same institution before he joined the Haryana Government as a veterinary surgeon. Mr. Baliyan resigned about two years ago to join a real estate firm as business partner.
Mansukhbhai Dhanjibhai Vasava: Tribal Affairs
He was elected to the 12th Lok Sabha in a 1998 bye-election from Broach constituency in Gujarat. He was re-elected to the lower house in 1999, 2004 and 2009 from the same constituency, which was renamed as Bharuch in 2008.
Raosaheb Dadarao Danve: Consumer Affairs, Food and Public Distribution
A Lok Sabha representative from Jalna constituency of Maharashtra, he also is a BJP member. He was earlier a member to the 13th, 14th and 15th Lok Sabha from the same constituency. Mr. Danve was previously a two-time MLA.
Vishnu Deo Sai: Mines, Steel & Labour and Employment
As BJP’s State unit president, Mr. Sai was instrumental in the party’s phenomenal performance in Chhattisgarh where the BJP bagged 10 of the 11 Lok Sabha seats. Under his leadership in the State, the party had secured as many seats in 2009. He contested the State Assembly elections for the first time in 1990 and went on to become an MP in 1999. He continues to hold the seat.
Sudarshan Bhagat: Social Justice and Empowerment
Sudarshan Bhagat represents Lohardaga parliamentary constituency of Jharkhand. He was first elected as member of the State Legislative Assembly in 2000. He held various portfolios between 2000 and 2005. Mr. Bhagat was elected to the 15th Lok Sabha and served as a member in standing committees on Labour and the Consultative Committee, Ministry of Tribal Affairs.
Nihalchand: Chemicals and Fertilizers
He won the Ganganagar Lok Sabha seat of Rajasthan by defeating Congress candidate Master Bhanwar Lal Meghwal.
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Bharat naya Mantrimandal
>> New Ministers
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>>>>>Narendra Modi
1. Raajnath sigh
home minister
2. Susma swaraj
videsh mantri
3. Arun jetli
nana mantri and raxa mantri
4. Vainkaiya Nayadu
sahari vikas mantralaya
5. Nitin Jayram gadkari
bhutal parivahan and shiping mantri
6. D.V Sadanand gauda
rail mantri
7. Uma Bharti
jal and ganga safai abhiyan
8. Nazma haptulla
alp sankhyak kalyan mantri
9. Gopi Nath Munday
gramin vikas mantrlay
10. Ram Vilas Pasvan
customer care department mantri
11. Kalraaj Mishra
bhari udyog mantri
12. Menka Sanjay Gandhi
mahila & baal kalyan mantri
13. Anant kumar
cabinet mantri
14. Ravi Shankar Prasad
kanun, telecome and suchna prasaran
15. Ashok Gajpati Raju
viman mantri
16. Anant Gite
cabinet mantri
17. Harsamit Kaur
khadhya mantri
18. Narendra sinh Tomar
cabinet mantri
18. Jurel oraav
aadivasi kalyan mantri
19. Radha Mohan sigh
krushi mantri
20. Thavarchand Gahelot
samajik nyay mantri
21. Smruti Irani
manav sansadhan vikas mantri
22. Dr. Harshvardhan
swasthya & parivar kalyan mantri
RAJYAMANTRI
23. Jr. V. K.singh
24. Raav indrajit singh
swatantr prabhar
25. Santosh Gangvar
sansadiya kary rajya mantri
26. Shreepad naik
27. Dharmendra pradhan
petroliume rajya mntri
28. Sarbanand sonval
29. Prakash Javdekar
sansdiya kara rajy mntri
30. Piyush Goyal
bijli & koyala rajy mntri
31. Dr. Jitendra singh
antariksh rajy mntri
32. Nirmala Sitaraman
vanijya rajya mntri
33. G. M. Sidheswara
rajy mntri
34. Manoj sinha
rajy mntri
35. Nihal Chand
rajy mntri
36. Upendra Kusvaha
rajy mntri
37. P. Radhakrusnan
rahymntri
38. Kiran Rijuju
rajy mntri
39. Krishna Paal gujjar
rajy mntri
40. Sanjiv Baliyan
krushi rajy mntri
41. Masukh Vasava
rajy mntri
42. Rao Saheb Danve
rajy mntri
43. Vishnu Dev Sai
rajy mntri
44. Sudrsan Bhagat
rajy mntri
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Wednesday, May 21, 2014
THE MODI JI
Sanskaar ho to aise ho ... Narendra modi enters parliament today first time in his life time .. By touching his forehead to stairs....as v do in the temple. No one has shown such vedic courtesy earlier. Pass this msg....and let all know....good days r ON.
Aaj tak kisi prime minister ne parliment me entry karte smay seedhiyo pe nathmastak nahi huye, ye kam Shri Narendra Modi ji ne kiya hai.
There are people like modi ji and there are other people like this one below
Wait there are other kind of people like this also....
Wait wait wait the Next kind of people are the best who changed the sinerio of indian government
Judge - Aap dono talaaq kyu lena chahte ho?..
Pati - Hum dono ke vichar bilkul nahin milte..
Judge - Achcha..
to mai 1 prashna karunga..agar tum dono ne alag jawaab diya to tumhara talaq pakka..nahin to talaq cancel ..
Pati - Thik hai..
Judge- Abki baar..???
Pati-Patni---Modi Sarkaar.....
Whatever may happen Abki baar modi sarkar ...!!!
Achaee din aagaee Haee ...!!!!
Saturday, May 17, 2014
India and Indians will Rock
With Modi Govt.round the corner every non Gujarati should know the basic pronunciation of the Gujarati frequently used words one should know the words given below:
What we Gujarati say ...
What we mean to say:
Hole.....................Hall
Snakes.............Snacks
Pogram.........Program
Egg-joss.........Exhaust
Egg-jess......... Adjust
Fota...............Photos
Liptik............Lipstick
Phast...........Fast
Phulowur....Flower
Gilas............Glass 🍹
Palty............Party 🎊
Gorment...Government
Peeja..........Pizza 🍕
temparvari.......Temporary
Punch.........Sponge 🚿
Die-Vos.........Divorce
Impotent.....Important 📌
New Brand...Brand new 💖
Repsesion...........Reception
Bowel...........Bowl
JeeTV............ZeeTV
Coal.............Call 📞
Col age.........College 🏤
Estawbury...Strawberry
Isscul..........School 📚
Soaping... Shopping 💵
Vija................Visa 💳
Pecial ....... Special
Mengo ......... Mango
tesan.........Station
mujiam.......Museum
Fes wass......... Face wash
Shempu...........shampoo
Anyone dont take it personally but now gujus as well as indians will be having great powers to show the world what we are.
Old slogan :
Dudh mangoge to khir denge aur Kashmir
maangoge to chir denge.
New slogan :
Na dudh denge na khir denge agar kashmir
manga to sala Lahore bhi chin lenge.
Kyuki is baar
No Silent Sardar,
Ab ki baar Modi sarkaar!
Friday, May 16, 2014
Aacha din agaee bhai!!!!!
आज शाळेचे जुने दिवस आठवले.....
शरद कमळ बघ.....
छगन घरी जा... 😆😆😆
Sorry sorry Sorry sorry Sorry sorry Sorry sorry Sorry sorry Sorry sorry Sorry sorry Sorry sorry Sorry sorry शाहरुख खान का बयान याद है ना
अगर मोदी प्रधानमंत्री बन गया तो में हिंदूस्तान छोड़ दुंगा॥
बस कुछ हि घंटे बाकी है॥
इसे फेला दो आग की तरहा
की मिडिया वाले उस से पुछ
ही क्या हुवा भाई जा ना Shahrukh khan chi news khoti ahe....to asa kahi mhanla navta
Good news for Congress for winning under 50 seats - they can now make a whatsapp group without leaving any MP out.
Modis effect on everyone.......
Breaking news*......
Varanasi se kejriwal aage chal rahe hai......................
Ghar jane ke liye.
?....................
Rahul gandhi to sonia :- score itna jaldi badh raha he Maxwell bjp me he kya .
?....?..............
Breaking news:
Pakistan don't want kashmir..
...........,,,,,,
10 saal tak congress ne banaya janta ko ullu....
Ab election mei janta ne congress ko diya
BABA JI KA THULLU!!!! 😛
................
Manmohan Singh begins work on his Autobiography Titled....... "5 Mistakes Of My Life :- 2G, 3G, Sonia G, Rahul G And Rahul ke Jija G" 😅"
.................
Obama: Dear Modi Ji, Can I get an Indian VISA?
Modi: What for?
Obama: Woh aapka VISA dene aana tha!
Varanasi se kejriwal aage chal rahe hai......................
Ghar jane ke liye.
?....................
Rahul gandhi to sonia :- score itna jaldi badh raha he Maxwell bjp me he kya .
?....?..............
Breaking news:
Pakistan don't want kashmir..
...........,,,,,,
10 saal tak congress ne banaya janta ko ullu....
Ab election mei janta ne congress ko diya
BABA JI KA THULLU!!!! 😛
................
Manmohan Singh begins work on his Autobiography Titled....... "5 Mistakes Of My Life :- 2G, 3G, Sonia G, Rahul G And Rahul ke Jija G" 😅"
.................
Obama: Dear Modi Ji, Can I get an Indian VISA?
Modi: What for?
Obama: Woh aapka VISA dene aana tha!
SOMEONE SAVE RAHUL
Rahul gandhi to sonia :- score itna jaldi badh raha he Maxwell bjp me he kya 😂😂..
?..........................
Modi: Aare Rahul result aaye hai.
Rahul: Kya hai?
Modi: tujhe 21 states me KT lagi hai.
?.....................
10th std me aaye toh examination system
change,
11th ka admission process change,
11-12th me aaye toh uska bhi system
change
Graduation mai aaya to udhar bhi system change,
aur ab pehli bar vote kiya toh sarkar bhi
change !!
True fr 1993 batch
?.....................
Breaking News Media confirm tht thy seen Rahul Gandhi Asking Doremon For his Gadget To Change The Results
?..................
:Parents take a note:
When you force your child into a profession against his interest/wish..
Result will be a Rahul Gandhi
?...............
There are more seats in Tata NANO than seats won by AAP.
?...?.?..............
17 - 18 may ko poora din pogo pe chhota bheem telecast hoga ...
.
.
a nice gesture of modi towards rahul gandhi
rahul ka dard chhota bheem kam. karega😅
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