Delhi Election On a Joke
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Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo
Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?
Patni: Daal Chawal
Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!
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Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..
To usne ghadi tod di..
Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?
To bola..
Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!
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Similarities in Linux OS and Aam Aadmi Party
Linux and AAP
Similarities:
Both are public funded
Both are transparent/open source
Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users.
Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it.
Dissimilarities
Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to the common man, being the common man’s party.
The sheer number of volunteers of AAP is way higher than Linux.
Aam Aadmi Party has done door to door campaigning. Linux is not going door to door.
The rate of rise of Aaam Aadmi Party is way higher than that of Linux.
Linux is a niche open source project that powers 81% of the mobile phones in the world (Android), 43% of the tablets in the world (Android), 64.7% of the servers in the world and 95.2% of the supercomputers in the world.
Both Linux and Aam Aadmi Party have a long way to go before they reach the masses.
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Similarities:
Both are public funded
Both are transparent/open source
Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users.
Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it.
Dissimilarities
Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to the common man, being the common man’s party.
The sheer number of volunteers of AAP is way higher than Linux.
Aam Aadmi Party has done door to door campaigning. Linux is not going door to door.
The rate of rise of Aaam Aadmi Party is way higher than that of Linux.
Linux is a niche open source project that powers 81% of the mobile phones in the world (Android), 43% of the tablets in the world (Android), 64.7% of the servers in the world and 95.2% of the supercomputers in the world.
Both Linux and Aam Aadmi Party have a long way to go before they reach the masses.
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Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain
1. Koi tej gendbaaji nahin karega
2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega
3. Koi catch nahin pakadega
4. Koi run-out nahin karega
5. Koi out ki appeal nahin karega
6. Apne out hone na hone ka faisla main khud karunga
2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega
3. Koi catch nahin pakadega
4. Koi run-out nahin karega
5. Koi out ki appeal nahin karega
6. Apne out hone na hone ka faisla main khud karunga
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Then Comes the Kiran Bedi
Kya bat hai,
Ram ne Rawan ko mara
R=R
krishan ne kans ko mara
K=K
Modi ne manmohan ko mara
M=M
ab kejriwal ke liye KIRAN aa gayi
K=K
kejri tu to gaya bhai...
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Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous are you…??
Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me.
Keju : Obama knows you..?
Modi: yes
Keju: Any proof?
Then…NaMo and Keju went to Obama’s house.
NaMo : stand here at the gate, i’ll be there with Obama in balcony and shows u.
Keju : ok.
Narendra Modi comes with Obama and waved to Arvind Kejriwal from balcony.
Aftr sometime, Modi Ji bahar aaye toh dekha, Kejriwal behosh pada tha…
hosh me aane ke baad Modi Ji ne Kejriwal se reason pucha..
Kejriwal : Ek American aaya tha, aur puchha ki,
Who is that man with Narendra Modi in balcony…?
Who is that man with Narendra Modi in balcony…?
