JOKES ON TODAYS GENERATION
Very sweet msg...
In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:
'Do not take more than one, God is watching'
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples".
NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!.😀😜😜😜😜
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD :- Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …..
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white …..
Moral :- Don’t be over smart ..
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Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
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Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
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Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair....
Moral:- Remains the same.😛
Aaj k shaitan bacche:
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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. 😉
Lazyness rocks:
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Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u come & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, I'll slap u.
Boy: wen u come to slap me, bring the water.,....
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Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu...🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna😝
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.😜
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Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...😴😝
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!" :):):):-) 😂
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Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...😡😡
After exam -
Father😠: how is ur result?
Son😡: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...
